In Conclusion...

"Currently 9 degrees. Feels like -13."
Thank you Mr. Weather man for your enlightening report on how The Long Winter continues to rage. Thank you Ms. Laura Ingalls Wilder for preparing me so well in the 4th grade for the winter from hell.
My sincerest gratitude :)

squirmy

money makes me squirm
why is there never enough of it?
yikes is all i can say

i've got knots in my sockets
bigger than the change in my pockets
go away, go away, go away

someone needs to buy the food 'round here.